Located at:
SOUTH MELBOURNE MARKET

Cupboard Under The Stairs
STALL 245, CENTRE AISLE

Step right up, seekers of chaos and clarity. Forget the fluffy spiritual clichés — I read cards, not clouds.

Got questions about love, life, or why your neighbour’s cat keeps giving you side-eye? Let’s find out what the universe really has to say. I’ll shuffle the deck, spill the tea, and tell it straight — no sugar, no filter.

Come for the insight, stay for the existential crisis (kidding... mostly).

South melbourne market readings


Wednesday - 9:00-4:00
Friday - 9:00-4:00
Saturday - 9:00-4:00
Sunday - 9:00-4:00

open hours

15 MINUTES - $35

30 minutes - $70

15 MINUTES - $35 30 minutes - $70

Not sure how long to book for?

15 Minutes –
Quick & CuriouS

Perfect for first-timers or when you have one specific question in mind. We'll pull some cards, get straight to the point, and give you quick clarity or insight. Think of it as a spiritual espresso shot.

Great for anyone wanting a bit more time to unpack a situation. We can explore a couple of areas (like love and career), dive into a spread, and leave space for follow-up questions. Enough time to feel guided, not rushed.

30 Minutes –
Deeper Dive


By booking an appointment, you agree to the following terms:

1. Payment

  • Full payment is required at the time of booking to secure your appointment.

  • All prices are listed in AUD and include GST (if applicable).

2. Age Requirement

  • All clients must be 18 years or older to book a session.

3. Cancellations & Rescheduling

  • You may reschedule or cancel your appointment up to 24 hours in advance.

  • Cancellations made with at least 24 hours' notice are eligible for a full refund or reschedule.

  • Cancellations made with less than 24 hours’ notice will receive a 50% refund.

  • No-shows will receive a 50% refund.

4. Late Arrivals

  • Please arrive on time. If you're late, your session may be shortened out of respect for other clients.

  • If you are more than 10 minutes late without contact, your session will be cancelled and treated as a no-show.

5. Refund Policy

  • Refunds will only be issued for appointments cancelled with 24 hours or more notice.

  • 50% refunds will be issued for cancellations within 24 hours or no-shows.

  • No refunds will be issued for completed sessions.

6. Disclaimer

  • All sessions are for guidance only and are not a substitute for medical, legal, financial, or mental health advice.

  • Results may vary. You are responsible for your own decisions and actions.

7. Right to Refuse Service

  • I reserve the right to refuse or cancel bookings at my discretion, with a full refund provided if applicable.

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