Located at:
SOUTH MELBOURNE MARKET

Cupboard Under The Stairs
STALL 245, CENTRE AISLE

South melbourne market readings

Come closer, seekers of wisdom! Let's ditch the vague spiritual talk and dive into the practical stuff. I’ve got my deck of cards and quick wit, all set to entertain you or maybe even offer some insights.

Got burning questions about life, love, or that pesky neighbour's cat? Shoot them my way. I'll shuffle my deck of cards to unveil some unexpected truths you didn't know you needed.

If you're feeling adventurous, let's let the cards guide your session. Fair warning: I tell it like it is, good or bad. Don't blame me; it's the universe's doing. So, who's up for a divination extravaganza? Your guide (that's me) is ready and waiting!


Wednesday - 9:00:4:00
Friday - 9:00-4:00
Saturday - 9:00-4:00
Sunday - 9:00-4:00

open hours

15 MINUTES - $35

30 minutes - $70

45 minutes - $100

15 MINUTES - $35 30 minutes - $70 45 minutes - $100

Not sure how long to book for?

15 Minutes –
Quick & CuriouS

Perfect for first-timers or when you have one specific question in mind. We'll pull some cards, get straight to the point, and give you quick clarity or insight. Think of it as a spiritual espresso shot.

Great for anyone wanting a bit more time to unpack a situation. We can explore a couple of areas (like love and career), dive into a spread, and leave space for follow-up questions. Enough time to feel guided, not rushed.

30 Minutes –
Deeper Dive

Best for returning clients or deeper work. Want to untangle a tricky relationship, explore your spiritual path, or get guidance on what’s next? This is your go-to. We’ll take our time, follow where the cards lead, and leave no stone unturned.

45 Minutes –
The Full Story


By booking an appointment, you agree to the following terms:

1. Payment

  • Full payment is required at the time of booking to secure your appointment.

  • All prices are listed in AUD and include GST (if applicable).

2. Age Requirement

  • All clients must be 18 years or older to book a session.

3. Cancellations & Rescheduling

  • You may reschedule or cancel your appointment up to 24 hours in advance.

  • Cancellations made with at least 24 hours' notice are eligible for a full refund or reschedule.

  • Cancellations made with less than 24 hours’ notice will receive a 50% refund.

  • No-shows will receive a 50% refund.

4. Late Arrivals

  • Please arrive on time. If you're late, your session may be shortened out of respect for other clients.

  • If you are more than 10 minutes late without contact, your session will be cancelled and treated as a no-show.

5. Refund Policy

  • Refunds will only be issued for appointments cancelled with 24 hours or more notice.

  • 50% refunds will be issued for cancellations within 24 hours or no-shows.

  • No refunds will be issued for completed sessions.

6. Disclaimer

  • All sessions are for guidance only and are not a substitute for medical, legal, financial, or mental health advice.

  • Results may vary. You are responsible for your own decisions and actions.

7. Right to Refuse Service

  • I reserve the right to refuse or cancel bookings at my discretion, with a full refund provided if applicable.

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